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[โ€“] DaCrazyJamez@sh.itjust.works 170 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (16 children)

In a town in Ohio I used to live in, the answer was 50. There is a law on the books that says its a misdemeanor to lap over 50 times in a day.

Edit: I was slightly wrong - its 100 times in a single session. Source: https://www.onlyinyourstate.com/ohio/crazy-laws-part-2-oh/

[โ€“] qjkxbmwvz@startrek.website 20 points 3 months ago

So, start a few minutes before midnight, get in 50 laps, then 50 the next day.

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