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Chief Justice Roberts yelling at Justice Thomas, "Thomas ya really fucked our reputation with all your blatant corruption."
"Ah fuck em, I think people are only jealous. They can't be corrupt and get away with it like I can.", Thomas quips
"You greasy old scumbag! You just gave me the best way we can get the other branches off our ass!" Roberts exclaims.