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be me

serverless supervisor

in charge of making sure the serverless environment is in fact, serverless

occasionally have to check if it's really serverless

one day, find out there are actual servers being used

serverless environment is no longer serverless

distress.jpg

ask my boss what to do

he says "just make it serverless again"

I say "how"

he says "I don't know, you're the supervisor"

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quit my job

become a servers supervisor

first day on the job, go to the new server room

it's empty, serverless

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[–] henfredemars@infosec.pub 74 points 4 months ago (4 children)

Did this come from a series of AI generated green text? I seem to remember the story.

[–] xantoxis@lemmy.world 51 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (1 children)

It was originally about bottomless pits iirc (and yeah, the poster claimed an AI wrote it)

[–] thawed_caveman@lemmy.world 30 points 4 months ago

That's exactly what i remember yeah.

I actually think this version flows better

[–] Facky@hexbear.net 10 points 4 months ago

Yeah, but it was a bottomless pit in the original.

[–] VitabytesDev@feddit.nl 8 points 4 months ago (1 children)

idk, I stole it from a Telegram channel.

[–] henfredemars@infosec.pub 3 points 4 months ago

Appreciate the honesty!