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Zoom exec calls in-office work mandate a ‘success’ — despite working remotely himself (www.kron4.com)

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[–] kescusay@lemmy.world 21 points 3 months ago

That's a problem for future CEO John Q. Moneybags. Present CEO John Q. Moneybags just improved this quarter's financials, and is already planning his golden-parachute retirement before becoming future Mr. Moneybags.