Would You Rather

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Welcome to c/WouldYouRather, where we present you with the toughest, most ridiculous choices you never knew you had to make! Would you rather have a third arm that's only useful for picking your nose, or be able to talk to animals but only if they're wearing hats? Yeah, it's that kind of vibe. Come for the absurdity, stay because you've clearly got nothing better to do with your life.

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WYR: be able to eat anything you want and have it be perfect nutrition or have to only sleep 1 hour a day and be fully rested? (literature.cafe)

submitted 4 months ago by Lacanoodle@literature.cafe to c/wouldyourather@lemmy.dbzer0.com

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I want food honestly. I enjoy sleeping, its time my mind isnt conscious and that's a positive for us all.

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[–] morphballganon@lemmy.world 18 points 4 months ago (1 children)

The sleep one. I'd go to sleep at night with my wife as usual, get up one hour later, slowly and quietly leave the room and get tons of shit done.

[–] Lacanoodle@literature.cafe 7 points 4 months ago (1 children)

I've been so chronically online that I was ready for you to say 'and go to my mistress'.

[–] morphballganon@lemmy.world 8 points 4 months ago (1 children)

No mistresses at this time, but I guess more waking hours might make me more interested in finding one (we're ethically non-monogamous, so a second partner would be a girlfriend, not a mistress).

[–] Lacanoodle@literature.cafe 11 points 4 months ago

Aaaand there's the plot twist. I AM chronically online