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Microblog Memes

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A place to share screenshots of Microblog posts, whether from Mastodon, tumblr, ~~Twitter~~ X, KBin, Threads or elsewhere.

Created as an evolution of White People Twitter and other tweet-capture subreddits.

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I'm not explaining this one to the kids. Someone else can.

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[–] NegativeLookBehind@lemmy.world 28 points 3 months ago (3 children)

I prefer to be called “loaf daddy”

[–] TachyonTele@lemm.ee 11 points 3 months ago (1 children)

As long as Mama Loaf is happy, I'm happy.

[–] intensely_human@lemm.ee 7 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Honeys play me close like butter play toast

[–] TachyonTele@lemm.ee 2 points 3 months ago

Hoes open like hallways

[–] MagicShel@programming.dev 3 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Wouldn't that make you a... uh... Load?

[–] NegativeLookBehind@lemmy.world 3 points 3 months ago

We have been loads at one point or another

[–] kibiz0r@midwest.social 2 points 3 months ago

Changes his name to L-Diddy later on