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Anon is a cop (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 3 months ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] jimmydoreisalefty@lemmy.world 38 points 3 months ago (2 children)

Damn, not the pancakes!

No drinking and driving -> No cooking and driving

[–] NegativeInf@lemmy.world 15 points 3 months ago (1 children)

I am immediately reminded of this from my childhood.

Barney Movie - The Food Truck Part

[–] jimmydoreisalefty@lemmy.world 8 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Thanks for the video!

Wow, that car is pimped out with the best cooking equipment and even a milkshake maker!

He should have stopped and finished cooking before driving again. Shame shame, wasting good food as well!

[–] NegativeInf@lemmy.world 5 points 3 months ago

As a wee child I wanted that truck so bad.

[–] unexposedhazard@discuss.tchncs.de 7 points 3 months ago

LET HIM COOK!