Gotta say that coups these days are embarrassing. What happened to taking the TV station, having a guy with a goofy military hat deliver a speech on live TV, shooting the president, shutting down the capital, making calls to Washington DC and suspending the constitution. The real pros of the 60s are all dead.
any officer after 1991 can't coup. all they know is cia, declare martial law, post on twitter, be white, eat shit and die
Hexbear down for 3 hours = grand gusano defeat
Hexbear down for one week = Hezbollah defeats Israel
Hexbear down forever = global communist revolution and resurrection of Lenin
Never turn off this website again. I saw the Bolivia news, rushed to the news mega and saw the gates of heaven locked. My hands started trembling as I realised that I had nobody to talk to about internal Bolivian politics. Out of desperation, and may Allah forgive me for these words, I started tweeting. Astaghfirullah wa atoub ilayh
Definitely Iraq. Huge football-loving population, amazing football infrastructure with fresh new stadiums and academies, an organised forward-thinking football federation and also a strong diaspora that plays lots of football in countries like Germany and the UK. Iraq is already miles ahead of Lebanon and Syria, and I expect the gap to keep getting bigger in coming years. Iraq will make the World Cup I think, Asia is getting more spots and the team is around 5th-6th best in the continent right now
Tbh you can sprinkle that beautiful pomegranate syrup on anything. We have lots of vegan flexibility in our food, people are eating lots of vegan stuff these days because meat is so absurdly expensive. My unpopular favorite is kibbeh filled with potatoes, it's amazing. You can also sprinkle huge amounts on fattoush and vegan sfihas.
Kid foods that I loved are the potato kibbehs and also just plain kaak, especially from Kaak Abu Arab in Beirut. Shawarma is for all ages, but a small one with just chicken and fries is amazing. I also loved the "Lebanese Burger" with thick fries inside in the bun.
I mean yeah, most Lebanese, especially upper class ones despise Hezbollah. Most maronites hate Hezbollah, most Sunnis hate Hezbollah, and a large section of other minorities also dislike Hezbollah. Most of the diaspora also hate Hezbollah. Maybe that will change when Hezbollah actually defend Lebanon against zionist attacks again, but the liberal brainworms have deeply penetrated this country.
This is mostly ironic, I don't know about nazi, but he was a piece of shit. Of course I don't support him, but this list was started exactly one year ago when the Rostov Rebellion happened so I had to pay homage to him.
Iraq = strong desire in most people to not get heavily involved, as the country has gone through enough shit. Shia miltias will inevitable be drawn into the conflict though, especially if Lebanon kicks off.
Syria = rock bottom already, so people aren't too against getting involved if there's a wider regional conflict. Strong sympathy in government-controlled areas. Disinterest in Rojava. Split in Idlib between principled jihadists who want to fight Israel, and realpolitik jihadists who want to team up with Israel to hurt Assad. Golan front could be interesting if Iraqi militias and Hezbollah enter through there.
Lebanon = shias want to all get martyred, sunnis have the same principled vs realpolitik split as in Syria, christians are kinda split also but mostly anti-involvement. Some traitors actively support Israel due to rabid liberal brainworms
Syria and Lebanon are basically the same. I rate Syrian/Lebanese over Iraqi, Iraqi breakfast is way too sweet and fat, while Syrian/Lebanese is balanced and nutritious
Are we back? Yes we're
| Gigachad | Chad | Neutral | Beta (Fe)Male | Virgin Cuck |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Prigozhin (gotta remember him fondly on the 1 year anniversary of his rebellion) | Putin (lil downgrade for uncle Vlad despite the North Korea visit, he's allowing too many security Ls in Russia these days) | Zelensky (just hanging around surviving, respect) | FPV drone operators (heartless freaks) | TCC (accelerating the population collapse by rounding up every 23 year old car mechanic) |
| Hamas, PIJ, Qassam, PFLP and all resistance groups in Gaza (Allah's bravest soliders) | Hezbollah (accelerating the collapse of pissrael by pounding their north) | My soon to be born son (I hope he doesn't rebel and become a cuck) | Ukraine peace summit attempts (so funny that the try to make a peace agreement while speaking ONLY to the losing side) | UAE (such a deranged nation, hate them as much as the US and Israel) |
| The people of Gaza (bravest people ever) | Houthis (defeated the great satan in a naval war and still shooting Israel ships like true chads) | Euro 2024 (great football, but seeing European circlejerk about European greatness makes me seeth) | Western journalists (thank you for proving that this is the least honorable profession) | Sunni islamists (unironically supporting Israel against Hezbollah because of muh Ahlul Sunnah) |
| Yahya Sinwar (still undefeated) | Sayyid Hassan Nasrallah (always speaking from a position of strength, showing the "peaceful protest" cucks how it's done) | Fidias (random Cypriot youtuber who won an EU parliament seat, this is how much respect the EU parliament deserves) | Emmanuel Macron (very happy that he has initiated the collapse of the cuck European centre-right) | Netanyahu (eat shit cuck) |
My country is COTW again let's goooooooooooooooooooo
Free AMA for all the Hexbearians today. Ask me anything about Lebanon (and Syria, hell even Iraq because my wife is from there and I've spent lots of time there)
January 6th logic, which shows how bad the American right wing has become at their jobs. Yeah if we stand here in congress long enough then Trump becomes president again