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submitted 4 months ago by lulztard@lemmy.wtf to c/guildwars2@lemmy.wtf

Shouldn't have ignored everything the last three months. I had 500 hero's chest to open. Fucking hell even a slog with a mouse script.

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submitted 5 months ago by lulztard@lemmy.wtf to c/guildwars2@lemmy.wtf

Free legendary relic for one (1) legenary rune.

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submitted 5 months ago by lulztard@lemmy.wtf to c/guildwars2@lemmy.wtf

First boss gets stuck in its invuln-AoE-phase. Resetting fractal, entirely leaving the lobby, nothing has reset it.

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Game Update Notes: 09.01.2024 (en-forum.guildwars2.com)
submitted 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago) by lulztard@lemmy.wtf to c/guildwars2@lemmy.wtf

Couple of bug fixes and some LFG polish, but over 300MB. Huh.

Part 2: https://en-forum.guildwars2.com/topic/141813-game-update-notes-january-9-2024/#comment-2057112

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Gliding Temporarily Disabled in WvW (en-forum.guildwars2.com)
submitted 6 months ago by lulztard@lemmy.wtf to c/guildwars2@lemmy.wtf

We are temporarily disabling gliding in WvW due to a crash issue and will re-enable it once the issue is resolved. Gliding is only disabled in WvW, other game modes are not affected.

Zerglings go splat. No, seriously. I think I lost a year of my life wheezing my lungs out, I haven't seen anything that hilarious in like a year.

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A labour of love (lemmy.wtf)
submitted 6 months ago by lulztard@lemmy.wtf to c/guildwars2@lemmy.wtf

Many events have a bit of a grace period once the last item is being given to the NPC, so others can get rid of their items and get participation. Many events also have a timer, so if you hand in the last item 15 seconds before the event ends and the NPC gives it another 60 seconds of grace period, the event fails.

Just joking, it doesn't fail. That would be an immensily inept way to design a game. All items being handed in has priority, the event checks for that before declaring fail or success state.

Except in current content. The beacon part of the Nayos meta, for example.

[-] lulztard@lemmy.wtf 3 points 6 months ago

I swear to God the longer it goes on the more I'm convinced that the fight was about GW3 or something. The limits of their heavily modified GW1 code become more apparent the more you start recognizing the patterns, and every year it gets worse.

[-] lulztard@lemmy.wtf 3 points 6 months ago

Taken at face value it really doesn't look good, to phrase it mildly, does it? Work/life balance has been the argument for change since 2012, fucking hell of they still don't get it right. There hasn't been a content drought since Season 3 under the old management, and if SotO is what NCNet manages to create with a dev pool as big as the one that created Season 4, then may God have mercy on their souls. All signs point toward End-of-Life milking mode, but I'll wait on their next buy-to-play Living World snippet for my final verdict. Maybe they surprise us.

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submitted 6 months ago by lulztard@lemmy.wtf to c/guildwars2@lemmy.wtf

Probably save to assume that they will keep selling half a season of Living World once a year for an almost full full box price, but I'll wait until something is actually released. Maybe it'll be more than 85% cannibalized and recycled mechanics and art assets.

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Kaineng T2 actually fixed (en-forum.guildwars2.com)
submitted 6 months ago by lulztard@lemmy.wtf to c/guildwars2@lemmy.wtf

Just finished it, works now.

[-] lulztard@lemmy.wtf 3 points 6 months ago

Eleven more weeks to legendaries. Sigh.

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Dungeon Rush is live (wiki.guildwars2.com)
submitted 7 months ago by lulztard@lemmy.wtf to c/guildwars2@lemmy.wtf

And I'm pretty sure our Commander and his herald are fucking.

Reward: pwetty cape. -> [&AgF5igEA]

Oh, and that Single-Use Dungeon Portal Scroll is a scam. It doesn't even teleport you to Camilla, it drops you off at the entrance of Lion's Arch like the regular scroll. Shame.

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submitted 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago) by lulztard@lemmy.wtf to c/guildwars2@lemmy.wtf

There have been several reports of 72h bans and I'll just link to a reddit modpost.

It's most likely just a false positive, yet it'd still be annoying to get banned for half a week over nothing.

Edit: https://en-forum.guildwars2.com/topic/140918-players-are-being-given-72-hours-bans-for-unlocking-waypoints-for-another-playeraccount-with-turtle/page/4/#comment-2042375

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submitted 7 months ago by lulztard@lemmy.wtf to c/guildwars2@lemmy.wtf

Fun's over, mate.

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submitted 7 months ago by lulztard@lemmy.wtf to c/guildwars2@lemmy.wtf

Just healed 100 nm Afflicted, 0 problems, absolutely fucking retarded OP. Shit's hilarious and will get only better with the rifle.

[&DQcXKi06KB1tAW0BaQFpAWgBaAGFAYUB7RK8AQAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAADWQBWAFcAAA==]

Switched MoC for Null Field in that specific case since Uber AoE Condi Removal of Doom ruled supreme in that specific encounter.

[-] lulztard@lemmy.wtf 3 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

Mirage Ambush AoE heals, but offers neither alac nor quick. Sooooo....staff/rifle?

Portal has a 1,2k range. Porn. But only one charge. Still porn.

I'd assume that Chrono jail will still be real with potentially Mirage as an option and Virt for memes.^

Edit: well fuck me up the arse. Staff Memestrel works just fine, no rifle needed. Gonna test it on Affliction 100.

Edit2: Staff/Rifle Memestrel is going to be an absolute fucking monster. Can't be arsed to live without uber rezz? Fuck Mantras, camp rifle.

[-] lulztard@lemmy.wtf 3 points 7 months ago

Forged with Fire is a 5min meta that pops every hour and has an easily completed heart attached to it.

[-] lulztard@lemmy.wtf 2 points 7 months ago

More self-harm! Healers are already thrilled for the 5k health Necro with 25 stacks of Bight and 50 stacks of Kryptis Essence Effect popping Signet of Undeath.

[-] lulztard@lemmy.wtf 4 points 7 months ago

Yeah, it’s much more interesting that way and a curious thing that you don’t find those numbers anywhere anymore. It’s also from interest that almost the entire 2014 numbers are during a complete and utter stop of content deployment. Almost 12 month of absolute 0 content updates in favour to rush out HoT. And it still had better numbers than everything that came afterwards up to EoD.

Though it’s revenue . Squeezing more out of less players can highten the revenue as well, and Anet got nuked from orbit by NCSoft pre-EoD.

[-] lulztard@lemmy.wtf 3 points 7 months ago

Hear, hear. I'm pretty sure there are like five OG fans left that actually enjoyed the concept of a casual open world MMO. The most bizarre thing is that Anet actually managed to take off by not competing with WoW and instead pandered to an entirely different consumer bracket.

s i g h

[-] lulztard@lemmy.wtf 3 points 7 months ago

Yeah, it's mostly me being a pedantic prick. It just boggles my mind to fuck people over for blocking some twats. What the fuck kind of bizarro clown world bullshit is this. Imagine a room full of adults going "yeah this is fine". Breaks my mind.

[-] lulztard@lemmy.wtf 7 points 8 months ago

Compared to pre-HoT numbers: https://i.imgur.com/Vgd7ejp.png

It's sad to see GW2 being barely able to scratch even the pre-HoT numbers of twelve month of content drought. Never mind the pre-HoT numbers during active content deployment. Took them almost ten years after their bait-and-switch.

[-] lulztard@lemmy.wtf 2 points 8 months ago

Yep, I agree, LFG is a mess.

It's an insane mess. Block some dude that fucks your mum in PvP, then have him join some random meta train later. This squad's LFG entry will now be hidden for you. You can't see it. Congratulations, by blocking some cunt you just limited your ability to participate in the game.

I feel like the game is being hold together by spit and voodoo.

[-] lulztard@lemmy.wtf 3 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

I hope it does, I enjoy being able to create male sluts. It just seems a bit weird that my toon has giant pecs now. I'd remove his armour and check but then I have to spend five minutes picking runes and stats and infusions whatnot.

Edit: okay so I finally bothered to check on another character that didn't have legendary and no there are no magic special pecs, I'm just crazy. What a relief.

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