Jifo

Because it found some peanut butter.

And is not choosy mom, but is bonus.

The real question here is why isn't there a raccoon eating peanut butter on my bus?

Mind your own business

He paid his bus fare, don't bother him

Some times you gotta eat and run.

Doesn't he know it's rude to eat on public transit? He should wait until his stop.

Raccoons can't read the rules. Just let it go.

Because he ran out of apples?

Dude's just trying to get his kids back, man.

That's the most dejected raccoon I've seen in my life.