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Shitty Million Dollar Ideas

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This is a place to pitch goofy million dollar ideas that you had in the shower, as you were falling asleep, or during a fever dream. Think of it is as shitty Shark Tank.

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The Stickinator: A repurposed disinfecting gun full of Kool Aid with an Easy Bake Oven lightbulb (lemmy.dbzer0.com)
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Need something uncomfortably sticky in a hurry? Try the stickinator.

The plan is to replace the disinfectant with Kool Aid and the UV light with an Easy Bake Oven bulb. With people being less cautious of COVID 19 these devices are probably getting cheaper and what modern consumer doesn't love brand crossovers?

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[–] Sanctus@lemmy.world 9 points 5 months ago (2 children)

You could even leave the disinfectant in there and sell it as a mouth spray gun. A certain group of people will totally buy it.

[–] CorrodedCranium@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 points 5 months ago

One of these full of Axe bodyspray and disinfectant for high schools

[–] HonkTonkWoman@lemm.ee 4 points 5 months ago

Exactly. Additionally, you could attach it to a Mobile Ultrasound Machine & go after some of them new mommy dollars.

[–] threelonmusketeers@sh.itjust.works 4 points 5 months ago (1 children)

This does seem like a pretty sh*tty idea. Well done. What is the purpose of the Easy Bake Oven bulb?

[–] CorrodedCranium@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 5 months ago

Hopefully to make it stick on contact

[–] edgemaster72@lemmy.world 2 points 5 months ago

TIL disinfecting guns are apparently a thing.