Strange flex, but okay.

It is a kind of sandwich.

No and only demented sociopaths put jelly on the bagel.

Peanut butter goes best with cinnamon raisin bagels should you choose a bagel.

It fits the description.

if you said pass me that sandwich would a reasonable person assume you meant that in which case no

It's two conjoined sandwiches.

Wall cracks.

It’s two halves of a bagel stuck together with jam and peanut butter to reform a solid torus. It’s math. They COULD have had an easy time eating your math, but the construction made it more difficult.

Yesn’t it ain’t not no sandwich

Technically it is, but that doesn't mean I don't hate it

Abhorrent bagel

No it isn't. I won't be clarifying my position

If I have to see another "is this a sandwich" mind twister, I'm gonna scream.