But I have never been a girl. 

So we can probably assume you're not an african frog. They've been known to change genders when their environment requires them to. Kind of seems like your situation is requiring you to be a woman.

......or something.

I'm sure you'll do fiiiiiiiine! How hard could raising a child with zero experience possibly be? Oh, it is hard? Ok. Well.....HEY LOOK! AN ELEPHANT!!!!

runs away while you're not looking