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Or would this perhaps be considered breakfast pizza instead?
Anyways, here’s your Froot Loops. Have a nice Sunday!
Whatever that "sauce" is determines whether I'm strangely interested in this, or you deserve to be thrown in a pit of starved lions
As mentioned here, apparently it's sweet cream cheese sauce, mozzarella and a drizzle of Greek yogurt and condensed milk.
Mmmm.
what in the holy pop-tartery is this?
What part of the OP was unclear to you? It's dessert (or breakfast?) pizza with Froot Loops on it.
Not really sure what type of sauce or crust, but unlike the last one I posted, at least this one looks like a lighter, fluffier dough, not regular heavy duty dinner crust.
my comment was an expression of surprise and alarm, not one of confusion
And mine was an ill-fated attempt at humor based on deliberately misinterpreting what you said.
Well i want to know the sauce and crust!!
According to this, it's sweet cream cheese sauce, mozzarella and a drizzle of Greek yogurt and condensed milk. Could not find any details about the crust but I only skimmed the rest.
With that all it's probably just a "normal" crust
Way back in the day there used to be a pizza place in town, and my best memory of them was their dessert pizza.
It was essentially cinnamon bread with m&ms on top and sugar frosting.
It was comfort food when my parents landleech gave us a week to move out and sold the house we lived in forcing us to trash about half our stuff, and live in a car for a few days since nobody in town would juts let people move in that quickly.
So yeah, dessert pizza can be legit.
That actually does sound fairly appetizing. Top it off with some ice cream and I might be onboard.
Cool! Now do one without carbs.
Oops, all carbs!
Why?
Desert pizza is great. Froot Loops are disgusting.
Seems like cereal with frosting 🤔
Cherry dessert pizza is the only real dessert pizza.
At that point you might as well just order pie.
You may, but it's not the same.
I dont need a glob of pie filling, just enough to cover the bread, some brown sugar and cream cheese frosting drizzled on top.
Mmm.