MacNCheezus

I'll see you in Valhalla, brother.

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Hu war (hu war)
Hu war opkam har a hit lot

Unless I'm literally bleeding out, I'd rather shoot myself in the dick than go to a doctor

At least you won't die from feeblemindedness or lack of resolve.

You best believe I won’t be telling you any secrets anytime soon

Okay, I see what you mean. Thanks for explaining.

Perhaps this article was written by a Biden loyalist then who wasn't too pleased about how they replaced him, and feels that he would have had a better chance of winning against Trump. Didn't know there were many of those around but I guess it's not impossible.

Always

He didn't? How would you describe what happened?

Perhaps they're a fan of Assassin's Creed?

Like I said, very poor taste.