MacNCheezus

joined 2 years ago
[–] MacNCheezus 2 points 8 hours ago

Little shy, little hoe

[–] MacNCheezus 1 points 8 hours ago

If Kamala Harris had promised bigger penis's to all men if elected, she would be president right now.

No, because nobody would have believed her, for the same reasons you outlined below.

Now if AOC had run she might have been able to get away with it, but she’s starting to approach the age where that spell just doesn’t work anymore.

[–] MacNCheezus 1 points 9 hours ago

Adalbert Taumeltor

[–] MacNCheezus 3 points 12 hours ago (1 children)

But… that’s illegal!

[–] MacNCheezus 2 points 19 hours ago

Okay then 😅

[–] MacNCheezus 20 points 20 hours ago (1 children)

It’s almost as if this was in fact a shitpost

[–] MacNCheezus 1 points 1 day ago

Okay boomer

[–] MacNCheezus 2 points 1 day ago

Says the Germanon, as if his language was any better in that department.

[–] MacNCheezus 1 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Is that code for getting an STD or just some sort of silly roleplay?

[–] MacNCheezus 2 points 1 day ago

Sounds like he got him beat.

[–] MacNCheezus 2 points 1 day ago
[–] MacNCheezus 1 points 1 day ago

IDK where you live but around here they’re back to pre-pandemic prices.

 
 
 
 

Most of the song is in English, the German parts of the chorus are as follows:

Wir sind allein - We are alone
Allein, allein - alone, alone

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I could really see myself working there.

 
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