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Microplastics found in every human testicle in study (www.theguardian.com)

submitted 3 months ago by hellfire103@lemmy.ca to c/nottheonion@lemmy.world

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[–] squid_slime@lemm.ee 42 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

Since introducing micro-plastics into my diet I have never felt better, I am currently 43.4% plastic. I look forward to my reincarnation as a tesco carrier bag😍

[–] AnomalousBit@programming.dev 34 points 3 months ago

You guys aren’t shooting confetti every time you ejaculate? Dang that must suck

[–] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 28 points 3 months ago (2 children)

How long until someone gives birth to a human-plastic hybrid?

[–] Granixo@feddit.cl 31 points 3 months ago

[–] Chozo@fedia.io 10 points 3 months ago

I remember reading somewhere that microplastics are detectable in newborns now, so I guess technically we're already there.

[–] rockerface@lemm.ee 21 points 3 months ago

Fascinating, but ultimately bollocks

[–] PorradaVFR@lemmy.world 17 points 3 months ago

Right?!?

….also, left?

[–] HubertManne@kbin.social 8 points 3 months ago

man that guy must have a big ol pair of polyetherimide balls.

[–] Plopp@lemmy.world 6 points 3 months ago

I guess I'll have to start fucking the plastic bottle recycling machine at the store.