this post was submitted on 24 May 2024
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Like regular posting EXCEPT ONLY THE TRUTH about the tyranny of bubble gum and wealthy lizard elites. Let the scales fall from your eyes and behold the horror of solipsistic existence.

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[–] danc4498@lemmy.world 28 points 5 months ago (1 children)

When target knows you’re pregnant before you do

[–] Macaroni_ninja@lemmy.world 6 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

And that was probably 10+ years ago, imagine what info they can conjure up these days based on social media alone.

[–] SGG@lemmy.world 18 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) (1 children)

Maybe it's the other way around like in Futurama. They're broadcasting ads into your subconscious and dreams.

[–] TexasDrunk@lemmy.world 5 points 5 months ago

The ad gets into your brain just like this liquid gets into this egg.

[–] Corigan@lemm.ee 8 points 5 months ago

The algorithm knows what you want before you want it.

[–] SurfinBird@lemmy.ca 4 points 5 months ago

So anyway, I start blastin