[-] TexasDrunk@lemmy.world 2 points 1 hour ago
[-] TexasDrunk@lemmy.world 2 points 3 hours ago

Nah, we used to be cat people. None of you remember because you can't see through time.

I nearly went off on a Mandela effect rant but that's going to wait until we get a post from one of those guys.

[-] TexasDrunk@lemmy.world 1 points 4 hours ago* (last edited 3 hours ago)

Bill's whole show is just people running around in huge puppet heads chanting that interspersed with Three Little Pigs.

I highly recommend it. Even I had a hard time being drunk while sweating everything out due to the heavy cardio.

[-] TexasDrunk@lemmy.world 5 points 6 hours ago

I hate to say it, but Amazon Handmade is the only one stop shop I've found that can compete so far. I'm hoping that changes soon.

Depending on what you want there are specific marketplaces dealing in it. Aftcra tried to do American handcrafted stuff but they closed down recently. Most of the places are just T-shirt or other textile printing on demand or they give you the tools to make your own storefront without the cohesive "search everything we've got" format of Etsy.

That's what I've found, which means I could be way the fuck off base because I'm just a drunk and I'm not passionate about handmade goods unless I happen to run across them locally.

[-] TexasDrunk@lemmy.world 19 points 7 hours ago

He saw the operation you tried to pull today

But your humiliation means he still votes "Neigh!"

And now assassination is just the only way

There will be blood, it might be yours

So, go kill someone!

Signed, Bad Horse.

[-] TexasDrunk@lemmy.world 14 points 7 hours ago

Several years ago my friend sent me a photo of a local Break Check location down the street from his house at night with some of the letters burned out so that it said Bra Check. This post prompted me to ask him if he still had it so that I can make my first Lemmy post.

[-] TexasDrunk@lemmy.world 1 points 8 hours ago

I'm not a sports guy but I can agree with this. I'm active (rock climbing and part time work on a ranch) but I don't personally enjoy doing or watching sports. No hate, it's just not for me.

That being said, I'm totally with you on the community aspect. I will go watch pretty much any sports live and I get way into it. It's less about the game and more about the people around you. I like going and watching both the Astros and the Texans play occasionally and I know nothing about the players or the standings of either.

I'm really sad we don't have a hockey team. I don't care about hockey but my intensity in the stands works really well with hockey.

[-] TexasDrunk@lemmy.world 18 points 18 hours ago

"Not by the hair on my dick, fuckface!"

I think Green Jellÿ should use that.

[-] TexasDrunk@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago

I can assure you, I was drunk. Still am.

[-] TexasDrunk@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago

Didn't we have a ouija board as a president back when Nancy's psychic was running the show?

[-] TexasDrunk@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago

The person you're replying to sure is elevating the thread with their "I'm rubber, you're glue" conversational gambit.

I can't tell if they're young and idealistic (entirely understandable), a brainwashed moron (being a moron isn't required for brainwashing, but it helps), or a shill. Their "no, you" remark makes me think it's a kid. If so that fire will serve them well someday, even if it's currently misplaced.

[-] TexasDrunk@lemmy.world 8 points 1 day ago

Ah. So you have complaints and your answer is a protest vote so that Trump wins. Got it.

I don't care to interact with you further.

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