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[–] RealHumanBeann@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

When I was in college, I worked across the street for a Starbucks. I used to always go there for a cup of coffee, take a few sips, and go to my desk. Every day at exactly 9:30 I had to take a shit. Like clockwork.

[–] celerate@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

For some reason my body seems to learn a schedule for going to the bathroom, regardless of whether it's solid or liquid.

[–] zexu@lemmy.ml 2 points 1 year ago

😂😂😂

[–] dojan@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

For some reason the phrase “the poop in my butt” cracks me up. Just the mere concept of faeces being in the buttocks and not the intestines is really funny.

[–] MuadDoc@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

It's just like pee stored in the balls.

[–] PumpedSardines@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

For real, why is it like that???

[–] c2h6@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

Brown goes in, brown comes out. It's only logical

[–] GlitzyArmrest@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I experience this daily; drink a cup of coffee starting at 9:30, then by 11 I'm pooping on company time.

[–] FuckingQuintana@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

Boss makes a dollar while I make a dime. This is why I poop on company time.

[–] teneriffa@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

Add some nicotine into the mix and boom. Explosive diarrhea.

[–] camelCaseGuy@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

For me is a double espresso and cold water. I do it after lunch. 60% of the time, works every time.