Asklemmy

To actually fall asleep within a few minutes of laying in bed, and stay asleep until I actually need/want to be awake.

The ability to know exactly where anything I think of is located.

Ability to force anyone to objectively confront their own cognitive dissonance by maintaining eye contact.

Possibly too powerful. Some heads may spontaneously combust from a lifetime of preferring their own reality.

Any insect that touches my skin realizes the error of its ways and peacefully leaves me alone.

Undo button.

Sleep for 1 hour but with all of the benefits of 8 hours.

the ability to know the right thing to say in every conversation

You know when you have a discussion or confrontation, and six hours later you realize what you should have said? My superpower would be the wits to always think of the right thing immediately.

Remote restroom usage

Cleaning up / scrubbing / etc. is as effortless as it appears on commercials.

The ability to fall asleep instantly, anywhere, and choose exactly how long to sleep... And get a full rest regardless of how long that is.

Perfect control over memory.

So able to remember anything with high detail, but also able to forget the cringey stuff from middle school

To be able to hear the soundtrack. Like, if I walk into a building and hear the Psycho “reep reep!” I’ll get the hell out. But if I walk into that same building and hear “bow chicka bow wow”, I’m staying.

I have a disease which limits what I can eat, therefor the ability to digest any food or drink comfortably.

For people who are interested in the same things I am to glow faintly, the more similar interest, the more they glow.

When I tell my wife to calm down, she gets in a better mood and not a worse one.

When in an argument I want the ability to know what my opponent has to say in advance so I can always interrupt and finish their sentences. Every single one of them.

The abilty to change the color of anything.

Anything that would be improved by paint is on the table at a thought.

Likely way to powerful in a combat sense. You could tag enemy combatiants on a battlefield in dayglo orange or turn the whole landscape into that zebra ship paint they used in ww2. Hell, you could just turn everything bright white during the day and black at night except the enemy. Would be a nightmare.

Still, really neat.

Not quite mind control, but I'd like the ability to blast common sense into morons minds by looking at them. Like a psychic mind dart that says, "maybe this line has a purpose and I should get in queue instead of trying to force my way in from the outside" or "maybe I should listen to the sign that says 'don't put your kid on a railing above tiger enclosure.'"

I'd like to relax people around me, make them happy and communicative. Imagine entering public transport during rush hour, and all of a sudden, everyone around you puts away the phone and people start to talk to eachother, with a smile on their face.

I'd like to be able to give people arch cramps by making eye contact and saying "bipity bopity boo" quietly.

Only needing an hour or two of sleep per night, but getting all the rejuvenating effects of a perfect night’s sleep. I hope I would be productive with that time.

I'd like to be able to double jump, platform video game-style. Mostly pointless in daily life, but imagine how good it would feel?

Knowing which of the last two pieces of fruit on my plate is sweeter.

No tendency to procrastinate

I would like to know every song's lyrics upon hearing the first 10 seconds, think of the karaoke nights 🎤

Instead of sleeping at night, let me just plug in to a charger. It would be much more convenient and reliable.

1 pound telekinesis in my line of sight. You won't be opening any safes or stealing anyone's gun, but you can do plenty of incredible stuff with even the weakest supernatural power.

I think I would be robbing casinos and thumbing the scale all over the place. It doesn't take much to make marginal opportunities into steady gains if you can cheat physics and break probability.

Ability to have perfectly control how awake i am

Knowing everything about my body.

What is my current blood sugar? O2 level electrolyte status? How much shit do I have in my colon?

Is breathing underwater too exceptional? I’d settle for charging batteries by holding them, or the ability to revive/kill plants that I touch (my choice, not some random thing or King Midas curse)

I would love to have the ability to know for any journey, no matter how complex, what time I need to leave to arrive on time.

Be able to see 5 seconds in the future

Take a mental note that I could review later without worry of forgetting it, for times when jotting something down normally isn’t practical such as while driving.