this post was submitted on 17 Sep 2023
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They exorcise!

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[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 17 points 1 year ago

That must by why that ghost I know wears a large but is always drawn to a medium.

[–] Extrasvhx9he 9 points 1 year ago

The thought of it haunts them

[–] TheBlue22@lemmy.world 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] Tugboater203@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

(╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻)

[–] lando55@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

┬─┬ノ( º _ ºノ)

I got it

[–] Tugboater203@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

(☞゚ヮ゚)☞

[–] PopcornPrincess@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)

They gotta stay in shape somehow .. I hear they eat a lot of ice scream. 😱

[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Is their favorite flavor boo-berry?

[–] PopcornPrincess@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Probably. That was my ex ghoulfriend’s favorite at least. 😭

[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I know how that goes. The spirit is willing but the flesh is weak.

[–] PopcornPrincess@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

I appreciate it. Your words of kindness have lift my spirits.

[–] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 3 points 1 year ago