this post was submitted on 17 Sep 2023
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[–] balderdash9@lemmy.zip 45 points 10 months ago (1 children)
[–] Spudwart@lemmy.world 30 points 10 months ago (3 children)

“Pots of what?”

“Pot”

[–] ivanafterall@kbin.social 13 points 10 months ago

"What kind of weeds?"

"Weed."

[–] DmMacniel@feddit.de 7 points 10 months ago (2 children)

Pot of Greed?? What does it do?

[–] EveryMuffinIsNowEncrypted@lemmy.blahaj.zone 6 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

"No one knows."

 

"What are you talking about? It's right here on the car—”

 

"No one knows."

[–] ryannathans@lemmy.fmhy.net 6 points 10 months ago (1 children)

I will have two cards thanks

[–] DmMacniel@feddit.de 1 points 10 months ago

from your GY, right?

[–] Pika@sh.itjust.works 2 points 10 months ago

"I'm not getting rid of them"

[–] saltnotsugar@lemm.ee 16 points 10 months ago

Uhhh…I’m conducting an experiment where…like what if there was a fire and you happened to be at the…used plant dealership.

[–] FrankHerbert@sopuli.xyz 9 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

"D-D-D-D-Don't quote me regulations. I co-chaired the committee that reviewed the recommendation to revise the color of the book that regulation's in... We kept it grey!" Futurama Number 1.0

[–] SeeMinusMinus@lemmy.world 8 points 10 months ago

I have a better plan. Make a cute little mushroom fairy garden. There parents wouldn't know that it really does have magic.

[–] Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net 4 points 10 months ago

I mean, hemp is a fucking cool plant and there is a shit ton of cool research around it... but if it has buds...

[–] Nakoichi@hexbear.net 3 points 10 months ago (1 children)

My parents taught me all about growing plants lol. One of my first "jobs" was helping their friends with farm work.

[–] ivanafterall@kbin.social 2 points 10 months ago

Is your dad Randy Marsh?

[–] sharkfucker420@hexbear.net 1 points 10 months ago

I once grew mushrooms and told my parents it was enoki but I was actually growing enoki it just so happened that half of my grain spawn "went bad" and it just so happened that they caught me with 17g of dried psilocybe cubensis