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[–] Darkard@lemmy.world 46 points 5 months ago (4 children)

But why does it also look like he's holding his huge donger?

[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 36 points 5 months ago (1 children)

No one else as big as him to fuck. It gets lonely out there in Colorado.

[–] QuantumSparkles@sh.itjust.works 24 points 5 months ago (2 children)

That’s what volcanoes are for

[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 15 points 5 months ago

Suddenly there's an all new explanation for the so-called Meteor Crater in Arizona...

[–] mrunicornman@lemmy.world 12 points 5 months ago

A.k.a. the "donger kebab"

[–] DarkThoughts@fedia.io 11 points 5 months ago

The penis bone is connected to the - hip bone.

[–] match@pawb.social 5 points 5 months ago

this is the TRUTH the fake news media didn't want you to see

[–] Stalinwolf@lemmy.ca 4 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

Yes. They had really big dongers.

[–] edgemaster72@lemmy.world 27 points 5 months ago

At first I thought, "Yeah I can see where the pareidoilia set in" but then their "markup" didn't even line up with where I thought the "face" was going to be. Not sure if their drawing was terrible or I'm just not crazy enough.

[–] saltesc@lemmy.world 10 points 5 months ago

And how did the planet handle their diet? Just nibble on the plentifully available 2km tall bags of crisps?1

[–] 3ntranced@lemmy.world 10 points 5 months ago

For those who don't know early Christian theology, the book of Genesis talks about creatures called "Nephilem' which were the offspring of angels doing the nasty with humans. They were supposedly giants, and lead to many interesting theories that - in my opinion - reveal more truth to the original historical contexts. Like the "giants" the Israelites saw in the promised land, theorized to be the same thing.

I don't subscribe to the prophecy/law sections of the Bible but the historical recountings still have more to be revealed. Especially if you start pulling in early apocrypha like Enoch and Ezra.

[–] PsyDoctah9Jah@lemmy.world 4 points 5 months ago

"...and then a wild Snorlax appeared "