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they'll take you to the town square and the agricorps will bid on you

country roads, take me home up to the mountains, down to the farms~

"update, your next of kin bought 2 model golden shopping carts from the temple and put them by your gravestone, getting you to a nice round 20. here's your all-access pass to the Garden of Delights"

that's awesome but i will admit I'm surprised we haven't done eye transplants already

running a voter turnout campaign would cut into trump's embezzlement fund

Colorado passed a state constitutional amendment to ban this practice 6 years ago and it's been tied up in lawsuits ever since

ooh, french laurels

have you tried more sex

st peter at the pearly gates: "yup, looks like you're up 14 carts overall. welcome to heaven."

i once visited Lewiston, Maine and none of the carts had been returned to the proper spot. more than a dozen carts were just scattered around the parking lot. as soon as i found somewhere to park, i got out and collected every cart in the lot. the boy i was dating at the time looked at me with concern in his eyes

i was thinking that too, thanks for checking

most everything in the milky way galaxy is orbiting the center of the galaxy clockwise relative to our north*, so we'd probably enter the gas cloud from the side by drifting into it faster than it is moving

*that's orbital north, the direction that's perpendicular to orbit and close-ish to the magnetic north pole (which is tilted relative to the orbit)