this post was submitted on 19 Jun 2024
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[–] hoshikarakitaridia@lemmy.world 40 points 3 months ago (2 children)

You wouldn't disappoint a paper.

And you wouldn't download a car.

[–] edgemaster72@lemmy.world 15 points 3 months ago (1 children)

What if the car wants to be downloaded?

[–] MelodiousFunk@slrpnk.net 11 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Statements like this just serve to normalize non-victim blaming.

[–] dactylotheca@suppo.fi 2 points 3 months ago

Hey, not all cars that get downloaded are victims, after all. Some cars do want to get downloaded, and that's totally fine.

[–] crusty@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 3 months ago (2 children)

I downloaded a car and now there's a car in my flat and I don't know how to get it out. My landlord is gonna be pissed

[–] mexicancartel@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 3 months ago (1 children)
[–] crusty@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 3 months ago (2 children)

Instructions unclear, I now have two cars

[–] mexicancartel@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 3 months ago

Infinite car duplication glitch found!

[–] mexicancartel@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Infinite car duplication glitch found!

[–] Murdoc@sh.itjust.works 1 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Careful, that glitch is affecting your comments too. 😛

[–] Ephera@lemmy.ml 1 points 3 months ago

Just upload it again. That should make it disappear.

[–] NateSwift@lemmy.dbzer0.com 15 points 3 months ago (2 children)

You didn’t even link the paper!

[–] Diabolo96@lemmy.dbzer0.com 15 points 3 months ago
[–] BradleyUffner@lemmy.world 6 points 3 months ago

I'm going to make that paper so fucking sad that it'll need therapy for life.

[–] dactylotheca@suppo.fi 5 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

Huh, interesting. I'm autistic and I tend to personify objects, but if I'm with people I might turn it into a joke, because I mean come on, the idea that eg. a hammer is now happy because something happened to it is pretty funny.

I can't be mean to NPCs in games. I say "sorry" to my robot vacuum if I bump it with a door or something, and I encourage it when it's struggling with an obstacle. I think my electric kettle is happy when I use it to make tea. All in all it's pretty funny that I know objects (probably!) don't have emotions, but of course they have emotions.