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submitted 1 year ago by The_Picard_Maneuver@startrek.website to c/funny@lemmy.ml

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[–] ipha@lemm.ee 32 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Is the Ford Explorer a new form of punishment?

[–] jackhp95@lemmy.world 15 points 1 year ago

So many layers of good puns here. Afford explorer. Pun-ish meant.

[–] relative_iterator@sh.itjust.works 26 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Incentivize her to misplace more things?? I don’t think so.

[–] snooggums@kbin.social 24 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

I am just impressed they have so much spare cash laying around.

[–] WarmSoda@lemm.ee 6 points 1 year ago

It's easier to have cash around when he hooks

[–] _Sc00ter@lemmy.ml 10 points 1 year ago

Exactly. The reason I can't find shit is because you moved it. You "cleaned up" by getting stuff out of 1 room, but not by putting it away

[–] ech@lemm.ee 14 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Working off the MSRP of $36,760, and averaging the days in a month to 30.5, that suggests Mrs xvkinggg was finding over 18 times a day.

[–] LegionEris@feddit.nl 3 points 1 year ago

Maybe it's just the down payment. Do the math on an average down payment!

[–] moistclump@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

On average. Who knows, maybe one day they misplaced a few hundred things.

[–] Zehzin@lemmy.world 7 points 1 year ago

[–] VieuxQueb@lemmy.ca 7 points 1 year ago

I mean, could "Mom" be hiding those things?

[–] MystikIncarnate@lemmy.ca 3 points 1 year ago

Don't lose it

[–] 23Spiders@ttrpg.network 3 points 1 year ago

Now they’re gonna have to refill that jar again for the endless repairs