Interviews are a weird lying contest where neither of you can be truly honest about the business or your career goals.
What is a polite way to say “f**k off”?
This interview is over. Your company failed the basic expectations I have of compensation for work.
Lol you're interviewing at a Wendy's.
"Options" aren't exactly something you have a lot of.
Only every other entry level service industry job. It's not like there's a ton of those around...
I was giving an example of a polite way to say "fuck off."
If I was interviewing with Wendy's I would be interviewing for VP of logistics, but my skills are better suited for property management, TBH. If I wanted to work for someone else.
LoL you think this only applies to Wendy's.
"I would like to express my sincere appreciation for your invaluable input, and kindly invite you to redirect your suggestions to a more interested recipient."
Under heavy consideration, I have decided to decline your offer and ask that you please fuck off.
"Dearest [gentleman/madame], I sincerely wish that thy behind be filled with a solid apparatus in an uncomfortable manner."
I just applied at a cabinet shop. They sent me a personality quiz.
How much money you got boy? If you pay the right price, your employee will be nice.
I wouldn't make that assumption...
I would if it was me mista. Ain't no rest for the wicked. It was a play on some lyrics. https://youtu.be/HKtsdZs9LJo?feature=shared
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