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Local retiree wants to be US President when he grows up  (chaser.com.au)
submitted 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) by DxK@lemmy.world to c/theonion@midwest.social
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[–] Wytch@lemmy.zip 13 points 5 months ago

Good luck lil' guy, don't give up on your dreams!

[–] unreachable@lemmy.world 11 points 5 months ago

"some dream was NOT meant to come true"

[–] taiyang@lemmy.world 9 points 5 months ago

Young man has his whole life ahead of him. So many year.