You can also buy a portable Bidet for like 10 bucks
this post was submitted on 06 Jul 2023
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How well do they work?
Pretty good! The ones with the sharp bend are better than the straighter ones.
Fill it up with warm water before you poop for comfortable washing action.
No more wiping a permanent marker.
You do you, but that sounds a little extra. Unless it's for your hotel room or something.
I'm late to this but it's also the 2nd from the top all time post here so I think it should be said. I disagree, at least with a cheap add-on bidet.
The cheap ones don't heat the water first so you're sprayed with cold uncomfortable water, then you're left with a wet, cold, soggy bottom that you then need to wipe dry, so you still ended up using some tp.
I can second everything said here.
I wouldn't have dared eaten 4 Volcano tacos & 1/2 a volcano burrito from Taco bell at once if it wasn't for my bidet attachment.
It saved me at 11pm,1am,3am,3:15am,3:50am and then finally at 4am. I saw the beans meme be brought to life & flourish that night as the water cleaned away the sins from my ass.
Eating them at night before 4th of July was a decision.
I just don't get how poo doesn't spray everywhere
It sprays into the toilet
but your asshole is not in the toilet. 🤷♂️
No need to wipe dry with TP. Simply twerk your ass until it dries.
I use a butt towel. Just need to remember to move it if any guests visit, lest they start drying their face on it.