Is James the famous Man-Spider?
this post was submitted on 11 Jul 2024
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Man man
does whatever a man can
look out
here comes the man
In the chill of night
he arrives
Man man
friendly neighborhood man
he's ignored
wherever there's a hangup
you'll find the man🎶
Person man
Person man
Hit on the head with a frying pan
Lives his life in a garbage can
Person man
Is he depressed or is he a mess?
Does he feel totally worthless?
Who came up with Person Man?
Degraded Man
Person Man
TMBG :-)
Hopes and dreams are like Santa Claus, would be nice if it were real, fun to watch kids enjoy them, but it'll just cost you more the longer you push the facade.
That's the most depressing thing I've written in a while.
Wild that I paused to think “wtf were my dreams?”
Thinking back to what I wanted out of my career, thank fuck that didn’t come true. I just want to be home and with family every second I can.
Would’ve been cool to be a chef or dad rocker though.
I don’t think we really forget, but we do become jaded and have bills to pay.
It’s super ineffective!
mashes B
Worst evolution in history.