A community for funny phonetic misspellings of words or phrases. Bonus points if this misspelling comprises actual words, like this community’s namesake: Bon appétit —> Bone apple tea
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Do you know what a Shit Barometer is?
Measures the Shit Pressure in the air. When the Barometer rises, and you'll feel it too, your ears will implode with the Shit Pressure. I tried to warn you, Bubs, but you picked the wrong side!
Beware, the Shit Winds are a-comin'.
Lot of excrement in the air when you’re a horoscope writer tbh
Changes are happening around you. Shit has hit the fan, there is excrement in the air.
I feel like this is more about the writer using their autocorrect as the editor and not genuinely proofreading their shit (pun intended).
I see you’ve been downtown.
Shit winds, Randers
Well, it was apparently written by Google Gemini, so its understable. At least a human didn't write it.