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[–] ivanafterall@kbin.social 16 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Three days? Jesus is just ready to get out of there and start the weekend.

[–] BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.world 11 points 1 year ago

Thank you Jesus for dying and giving us a long weekend.

[–] Cyanity@lemmy.world 7 points 1 year ago

Jesus has Ryzen?

[–] ulemmyagain@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago

Hey, it's catholic white jesus.

[–] RandomVideos@programming.dev 4 points 1 year ago

Does this work if you don't use templeos?

[–] idunnololz@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I bought my mom a new laptop a while back. One day it stopped working and wouldn't turn on. She stopped using it for about a year. Then it started to work again. She's still using that laptop to this day.

If I had to guess, the cmos battery died and somehow that fixed the issue. How that fixed the issue I'm still not sure.

[–] BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

You're probably right.

I lost my phone the other day. That sucks. But what really sucked is when I went and got a new Sim, chucked it in one of my old shitty phones, and then activated the new Sim with my company as a replacement, those motheruckers took 4 whole days to activate my new Sim.

It said it would only take 1-3 hours.

I had days wasted on the line with them, I knew they didn't transfer it correctly and they just kept saying "please wait longer". Like. What the fuck is waiting more going to do.

What was worse, is without access to SMS, I couldn't port out to a new provider, couldn't login to Facebook as backup messaging, couldn't transfer money from my bank. Every step of the way I was fucked by 2fa and my douchebag phone company could not give a single shit.

Fuck you amaysim.

As soon as it came good I ported away from them within the hour. I really opened up my eyes to how much we rely on SMS communication these days for auth.

[–] jimmydoreisalefty@lemmus.org 4 points 1 year ago

It worked, thank IT Jesus!

[–] Kidnose@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 1 year ago

Is this the early 2000s Steve Burke?

[–] Batman@lemmy.ca 2 points 11 months ago

Jesus saves, in an off site location

[–] thiccdiccnicc@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 year ago

Me troubleshooting my 3d printer