Not sure what beforehand means, but I get in the shower, sit for 20 mins and think, then stand up, get wet, add bar of soap to wash rag, put wash rag all over my body, rinse, then get out and dry.
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Rub soap all over my body and scrub it down like a crazy mofo.
Lather and then I go "wax on, wax off" all over myself. Relather as I go.
Gross, who uses bar soap in 2023? Shit just smells bad
I lather and then spread it around though. My hands are clean because, y’know, it’s a shower and I’m using soap
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The lack of scrubbing here makes me weep for your girlfriend's, wives, significant others. Knowing goddamn well y'all got stanky balls and asses and get musty by noon everyday because you haven't properly scrubbed the hair in your pits. Yuck, your parents failed all of you.