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What's the difference between a hot potato and a flying pig? (self.dadjokes)

submitted 4 months ago by MacNCheezus to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world

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One's a heated yam, the other's a yeeted ham.

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[–] deadbeef79000@lemmy.nz 13 points 4 months ago

Wife hadn't heard the word "yeet" before (I know, right?)

https://www.merriam-webster.com/wordplay/yeet-meaning-and-history

Update: This word was added in September 2022.

When a new word starts making the rounds, we don’t just yeet it into the dictionary the first time we encounter it.

[–] ShinkanTrain@lemmy.ml 13 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

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