In all seriousness though Chuck Norris is a right wing weirdo who believes Climate policy is a con game designed to usher in a "one world order" and that evolution isn't real.
Just a couple of chuck facts for the day.
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Don't you understand... He solved all the mysteries, like Climate Policy. /s
No one said he was good at it.
If you have to use an /s, you've effectively failed at sarcasm. Kinda like those memes where the top text has an explanation in parenthesis.
Chuck Norris sucked c@ck for bus fare and then walked home.
Well, globalism is a thing, after all.
Yes and that thing is a dog whistle for antisemitism.
On the one hand, Chuck Norris is a weird fucking guy these days.
On the other hand, in the golden age of memes back in like 2011 or whatever, I made a Chuck Norris fact that wasn't so well received:
Chuck Norris can speak in cursive.
I thought it was pretty good.
Bruce Lee would kick this idiot's ass with a passion if he was still alive.
bruce lee kills chuck norris twice
The following are the twelve points that guide Mr. Norris' life:
- I will develop myself to the maximum of my potential in all ways.
- I will forget the mistakes of the past and press on to greater achievements.
- I will always be in a positive frame of mind and convey this feeling to every person that I meet.
- I will continually work at developing love, happiness and loyalty in my family and acknowledge that no other success can compensate for failure in the home.
- I will look for the good in all people and make them feel worthwhile.
- If I have nothing good to say about a person, I will say nothing.
- I will give so much time to the improvement of myself that I will have no time to criticize others.
- I will always be as enthusiastic about the success of others as I am about my own.
- I will maintain an attitude of open-mindedness toward another person’s viewpoint while still holding fast to that which I know to be true and honest.
- I will maintain respect for those in authority and demonstrate this respect at all times.
- I will always remain loyal to God, my country, family and my friends.
- I will remain highly goal-oriented throughout my life because that positive attitude helps my family, my country, and myself.
- I will never, ever learn to act, no matter how many films and television shows I'm in.
10 is boot kicking horse shit. Also, pretty sure he didn't respect the president when it was Obama.
edit: Yup. Here's Chuck Norris predicting 1000 years of darkness if Obama wins the election.
That is disappointing, I've been watching Chuck Norris stuff lately and wasn't aware of any of this. Dude is actually insane.
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