cross-posted from: https://lemmy.world/post/17911181
It's not true, folks. The lying liberal media wants you to think he'd shag a settee. That he'd bone a book stand. That he's creamied on the credenza.
Don't trust them. My beautiful boy JD, he'd never do it! He's chaste with the chaises. He's never loved a loveseat.
My VP would never fuck furniture.
I had to go looking for some context as this was new to me. I found this picture and laughed out loud in public
For others wondering: in his book he admitted to fucking a rubber glove that was stuck in the couch somehow.
He didn't actually say it in his book. It was a joke that turned into a widespread rumor but it doesn't mention fucking a couch a single time in the book...
That being said... There no way to prove that he DIDN'T fuck the couch. He just didn't write about it in his book.
The funniest thing to me is that they think we actually believe it to be true. These memes are hilarious because he just feels like a couch fucker. Regardless of whether or not he has fucked a couch he definitely gives off the vibe.
Fake new. There is no IKEA in Cleveland. The rest is prob true .
"Never to completion in"... so he pulls out on the pull out?
