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In the riverbank.

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[–] ohwhatfollyisman@lemmy.world 15 points 1 year ago (1 children)

is that how they avoid loansharks?

[–] PopcornPrincess@lemmy.world 11 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I can’t tell you. It’s a sea-cret!

[–] ohwhatfollyisman@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

what, is there a codfishdentiality clause now?

[–] habanhero@lemmy.ca 14 points 1 year ago (1 children)

But it's the cashflow that keeps them afloat.

[–] PopcornPrincess@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago

And that’s why they have good money flow

[–] Chadus_Maximus@lemm.ee 5 points 1 year ago

Why do they hold onto each other whilst sleeping?

Because they don't want to lose their significant otters.

[–] thisbenzingring@lemmy.sdf.org 4 points 1 year ago

Under my mattress, duh

[–] loopgru@kbin.social 3 points 1 year ago

Unless they're the oceangoing variety, in which case they just hide it under their sea beds.

[–] j4k3@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

It's true. You never see one with much extra dough. Must work out; accounting for their profile. I wish I could beach it on the bank after racking up the clams

[–] PopcornPrincess@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

It’s seems like they have good fin-ancial advisors.