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Patriots for Progress 🦅🇺🇸🦅

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Welcome to Patriots for Progress. Round these parts, we roleplay as American conservatives and use all the reactionary buzzwords while continuing to produce leftist and communist propaganda.

Rule 1: No special snowflake white supremacist nonsense, or any other kind of bigotry

Rule 2: No big city econ major capitalism talk. And no centrism either, the LORD gave us the second amendment for a reason

Rule 3: AMERICAN PATRIOTS ONLY 🦅🦅🦅!!! This is America, so you'd best speak English, Navajo, Cherokee, or some other American language!

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[–] Rumbelows@lemmy.world 16 points 1 month ago

This makes zero sense

[–] breadsmasher@lemmy.world 7 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (4 children)

Why is Jesus’ gun double ended?

Barrel 1

Barrel 2

[–] Sewer_King@lemmy.world 13 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

"Do unto others as you would have them do unto you"

[–] tacosanonymous@lemm.ee 5 points 1 month ago

His ways are both mysterious and unquestionable.

[–] hddsx@lemmy.ca 2 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Isn’t the barrel where the shoulder stock should be and the shoulder stock where the barrel should be? Maybe I’m wrong but I don’t see two barrels. The gun is just for self-harm purposes only I guess, even though the magazine is “backwards” for that purpose too

[–] jerkface@lemmy.ca 2 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Yeah, when Jesus is ready to throw down, he shoots himself and apotheosizes into his final form. He grabs the ropes, shakes them, and "hulks out", the crowd goes fucking bananas.

[–] breadsmasher@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Top left I assume should be the stock, bottom right the barrel. If you see the screenshots, top left barrel without sights?

[–] hddsx@lemmy.ca 1 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I can’t remember as I haven’t touched a rifle in what seems like forever but if that is sights, it seems awfully forward

[–] breadsmasher@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago (2 children)

im going off videos and images ive seen. Im British, we don’t have these.

BUT if you weren’t aware, the images in this community are completely AI generated. Heres another that was posted (two magazines, very bent hand/wrists etc)

[–] hddsx@lemmy.ca 1 points 1 month ago

https://danieldefense.com/m4a1-fsp-upper-receiver-group-23-004-09376.html

That’s just the front but I believe that’s where the sight is

[–] hddsx@lemmy.ca 1 points 1 month ago

Ah, I guess the haphazard rifle makes a lot more sense now.

[–] moroni@lemmy.ca 1 points 1 month ago

AI generated image, I suppose.

[–] Omentree@sopuli.xyz 3 points 1 month ago

So many people seem to miss the whole point of this community. Don't worry, I get what you're doing and I think it's hilarious.

[–] DmMacniel@feddit.org 2 points 1 month ago

Pretty sure conservatives and or Christians also want to have cops and so like to have things their neighbors own. Oh and don't forget weapons and cursing. How many Christians are divorcee and lie about it?

[–] imPastaSyndrome@lemm.ee 1 points 1 month ago

OK I will, looks like you'd shoot yourself