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A man taking his trash to an apartment dumpster was shot and killed after he slipped while walking and the gun he was carrying went off accidentally, according to San Antonio police.

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[–] muntedcrocodile@lemm.ee 8 points 3 months ago

Who prints the Darwin awards?

[–] YeetPics@mander.xyz 7 points 3 months ago

Read this as "man talking trash to dumpster" and figured someone's cybertruck had a BSOD or somethin.

[–] jerkface@lemmy.ca 6 points 3 months ago

Everyone else really dodged a bullet with this guy.

[–] LostWanderer@lemmynsfw.com 3 points 3 months ago (5 children)

Oh, for fun! Aren't they training these gun-worshiping weirdos that making use of the safety is a sound practice?

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