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submitted 2 months ago by MashedTech@lemmy.world to c/programmer_humor@programming.dev

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[–] henfredemars@infosec.pub 26 points 2 months ago (1 children)

My code is self-obfuscating.

[–] deuleb_biezelbob@programming.dev 8 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Hi I work for Denuvo, do you have a minute?

[–] henfredemars@infosec.pub 3 points 2 months ago

Ah yes, The generated VM and callback-based obfuscator.

[–] shadowedcross@sh.itjust.works 22 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I don't even need to eat spaghetti. I'm efficient like that.

[–] chonglibloodsport@lemmy.world 7 points 2 months ago

But the code still comes from the same place!

[–] SatouKazuma@programming.dev 5 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I don't think I've ever produced spaghetti code in my life...

Because my code never works in the first place.

[–] MashedTech@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago

It's okay, we're here for you ❤️

[–] dosuser123456@lemmy.sdf.org 3 points 2 months ago

im a machine that turns cookies and milk into spaghetti and bugs