Linus Torvalds to Rewrite the Linux Kernel in PHP by BurningTurtle in c/programmer_humor@programming.dev
[-] BurningTurtle@programming.dev 54 points 5 days ago

If we are rewriting it, we should use holyc to make it the way god intended.

Happy World Turtle Day! One of my favourite turtle-releated software development things is that Firefox console will show a little turtle icon on slow requests. Picture also related. by BurningTurtle in c/programmer_humor@programming.dev
[-] BurningTurtle@programming.dev 9 points 1 month ago

I have bad news

[Request] Looking for resources on terrible algorithms, architecture, and design by BurningTurtle in c/programmer_humor@programming.dev
The perfect commit message by BurningTurtle in c/programmer_humor@programming.dev
[-] BurningTurtle@programming.dev 6 points 2 months ago

It seems to be confused by your food related project. Funny, how they didn't think of such scenarios.

He revealed the secrets ! by BurningTurtle in c/programmer_humor@programming.dev
[-] BurningTurtle@programming.dev 11 points 2 months ago

What did she think before?

Three monitors, and i feel insulted by BurningTurtle in c/programmer_humor@programming.dev
Computer components cheat sheet by BurningTurtle in c/programmer_humor@programming.dev
[-] BurningTurtle@programming.dev 4 points 2 months ago

Where is the tracking device for remembering numbers remotely?

Aaargh....my eyes......my eyes...... by BurningTurtle in c/programmer_humor@programming.dev
[-] BurningTurtle@programming.dev 17 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

But i, i is sacred.

Gamedev is Easy by BurningTurtle in c/programmer_humor@programming.dev
[-] BurningTurtle@programming.dev 55 points 3 months ago

Weirdly they often forget to use .EnableCrossplay() and then complain about it being "hard to implement".

Good luck speed camera 📸 by BurningTurtle in c/programmer_humor@programming.dev
[-] BurningTurtle@programming.dev 30 points 3 months ago

He's all grown up.

It's just a matter of perspective by BurningTurtle in c/programmer_humor@programming.dev
[-] BurningTurtle@programming.dev 70 points 3 months ago

If it's a leak, we call it an unsanctioned opensourcing.

In Rust we trust? White House Office urges memory safety - Stack Overflow by BurningTurtle in c/programming@programming.dev
[-] BurningTurtle@programming.dev 25 points 3 months ago

Not only Rust, but still good to know that they care about such details.

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