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submitted 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) by ZeroCool@slrpnk.net to c/theonion@midwest.social

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[–] Someplaceunknown@fedia.io 78 points 4 months ago

At press time, sources confirmed Musk had publicly fired a prominent CPU for loudly humming in a way that he said constituted insubordination.

Hmm, yes

[–] adarza@lemmy.ca 57 points 4 months ago

remember when elon just started yanking out servers and twitter had a sustained months-long meltdown?

[–] SteveFromMySpace@lemmy.blahaj.zone 35 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Aged like fine wine

[–] ChapulinColorado@lemmy.world 3 points 4 months ago

I thought it was about the more recent issues until I saw your post :)

[–] Cipher22@lemmy.world 25 points 4 months ago (1 children)

1/3 will need to justify their presence in writing or be removed.

[–] N0body@lemmy.dbzer0.com 23 points 4 months ago

“Remove all the wires, or you are all fired. We’re transitioning to the AI Cloud. You’ll all be sleeping in your office cots this month.”

[–] aeronmelon@lemmy.world 7 points 4 months ago (1 children)

The grammar falling apart at the very end of the title is peak Onion writing.

[–] konalt@lemmy.world 6 points 4 months ago

I love headlinese.

[–] uebquauntbez@lemmy.world 5 points 4 months ago

Twitter demands Elon to explain why that many unused brain cells.

[–] Phoenix3875@lemmy.world 5 points 4 months ago