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[–] sakodak@lemmy.world 45 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Common misconception. We cruelly hunt the majestic dorit, only to harvest the toes and discard the rest.

[–] darvocet@infosec.pub 13 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Mm nacho cheese toes

[–] Godort@lemm.ee 18 points 3 months ago (2 children)

It suddenly occurred to me how difficult it would be to make a Dorito from scratch.

Youd need to grow corn, and several kinds of chilies and spices. You'd need a source of milk and rennet, you'd need a source of quicklime to treat the corn so you could make tortillas. And a lot of oil to fry it all in

[–] Denvil@lemmy.one 10 points 3 months ago

I'm sure Senku would find a way

[–] edgemaster72@lemmy.world 7 points 3 months ago

quicklime

I read that as QuickTime and thought damn, I gotta download QuickTime even to make fuckin Doritos?

[–] papacraw@lemm.ee 7 points 3 months ago

I just figured there'd be an adult dor and we're eating the little kids spawned from the dor's succulent ranch and BBQ flavored nipples.

[–] Perodis@lemmy.world 6 points 3 months ago (2 children)

While I laughed and did like this, I can also see this be a Facebook minions mom meme

[–] Skullgrid@lemmy.world 5 points 3 months ago

Interesting axiom. Would actually funny jokes be ruined, or does it really show that some jokes aren't that funny to begin with

[–] zedgeist@lemmy.world 1 points 3 months ago

me too thanks

[–] doingthestuff@lemmy.world 5 points 3 months ago

If you can't figure it out, you can always eat the dorito-eaters.

[–] some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org 3 points 3 months ago

You have to go out in the desert and mimic their mating call. I won't demonstrate as it's quite embarrassing.

[–] Lepsea@sh.itjust.works 3 points 3 months ago

Doritos? I hardly know her!

[–] 4oreman@lemy.lol 2 points 3 months ago

They live in doritimo bay

[–] pancakes@sh.itjust.works 1 points 3 months ago

They live in the area just outside of El Dorito