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[–] TheDoozer@lemmy.world 90 points 1 month ago (2 children)

"But the body's just... lying there. Right?"

DM stares

"Right?"

"Yes. Don't..."

"LOOT THAT BODY, GONNA LOOT THAT BODY NOW. Loot that body, GONNA LOOT THE MUTHAFUCKAAA!"

[–] bagelberger@lemmy.world 51 points 1 month ago

For those that haven't seen it, enjoy this masterpiece

[–] RedditWanderer@lemmy.world 27 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Play my flute while i loot that dead kids body!!

[–] Axiochus@lemm.ee 15 points 1 month ago

Didudidididitidi - BITCH!

[–] lewdian69@lemmy.world 53 points 1 month ago (1 children)

But Glinda teleported the slippers onto Dorothy's feet without Dorothy's knowledge. It should be the person playing Dorothy failing a perception or dexterity check.

[–] wunami@lemmy.world 25 points 1 month ago

That's what the DM was planning but the player had other ideas.