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[–] ImplyingImplications@lemmy.ca 49 points 2 months ago (1 children)

My work has barrels full of IPA. Unfortunately, isopropyl alcohol doesn't taste great.

[–] netvor@lemmy.world 4 points 2 months ago

Be grateful to your taste buds. Enjoy the life they have saved for you (and them).

[–] 9point6@lemmy.world 13 points 2 months ago

Lagunitas is pretty banging tho

[–] lugal@sopuli.xyz 10 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] v4ld1z@lemmy.zip 3 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Missing glottal stops in front of the syllable-initial vowels 🤓

[–] lugal@sopuli.xyz 2 points 2 months ago

Not in all varieties but in my German accent for sure

[–] davel@lemmy.ml 8 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Thanks to using MacOS as my desktop, I still reach for ifconfig like a caveman.

[–] LarkinDePark@lemmygrad.ml 2 points 2 months ago

It's like that everywhere now though. Fucking heathens man.

[–] crazycaveman@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 2 months ago

ifconfig is good enough for me!

[–] bulwark@lemmy.world 5 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

And now I will think of beer when ever I forget my local IP address.

[–] Turbonics@lemmy.sdf.org 4 points 2 months ago
[–] cypherpunks@lemmy.ml 4 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Geordi La Forge pointing in approval (lower half of the Geordi variant of the Drakeposting meme format) ip -br a

(-br is short for -brief and makes ip's addr, link, and neigh commands "Print only basic information in a tabular format for better readability.")

[–] tetris11@lemmy.ml 3 points 2 months ago

this is beautiful, no more do I need to use regex to get the damn IP address out

[–] 69420@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago

True story:

alias ipa='ip a'
[–] sebsch@discuss.tchncs.de 3 points 2 months ago

I will never be able to unsee this. Chapeau!

[–] Matriks404@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

IPA [aɪ̯ pʰiː eɪ̯] as for International Phonetic Alphabet for the real win.

[–] tetris11@lemmy.ml 2 points 2 months ago

someone made that joke already and it wooshed over my head. I just now got it, thank you

[–] huf@hexbear.net 1 points 2 months ago (1 children)

bring into fashion unix tools saying more things like "lo".

lo! alas! but soft!

[–] cypherpunks@lemmy.ml 2 points 2 months ago