this post was submitted on 29 Aug 2024
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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

Be warned:

If you find yourself getting angry (or god forbid, agreeing) with something Anon has said, you might be doing it wrong.

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[–] swag_money@lemmy.world 114 points 2 months ago

fabricated and homosexual

[–] reka@lemmy.world 76 points 2 months ago (3 children)

Please someone explain what you’re dissolving ketamine in for it to work in a vape

[–] fartsparkles@sh.itjust.works 130 points 2 months ago (2 children)

A typical greentext recipe is to dissolve it in 100ml of lies.

[–] cheddar@programming.dev 35 points 2 months ago (1 children)

You can't share a recipe online without 2-3 paragraphs about your life. You also forgot that it should include 100ml of homosexuality.

[–] fartsparkles@sh.itjust.works 15 points 2 months ago

And 50ml of neurodivergence or, if you’re out, 50L of involuntary celibacy.

[–] Flax_vert@feddit.uk 4 points 2 months ago

And make a bomb while doing it

[–] NaturalViber@lemmy.world 12 points 2 months ago

It actually works just dissolved in regular vape juice. Tastes horrible and is not an efficient delivery method.

[–] ryannathans@aussie.zone 3 points 2 months ago

If it's anything like THC it's easiest with PEG400

[–] Damage@slrpnk.net 29 points 2 months ago

Could be true from anon's perspective, it's just the dealer who lied or fried his brain and couldn't recall correctly

[–] LainTrain@lemmy.dbzer0.com 15 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

Had the same dealie when I was in first year of uni and had "THC liquid" from Facebook which turned out to be spice. Yikes.

[–] Rai@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 2 months ago (2 children)
[–] LainTrain@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 2 months ago

Oh all the places you'll forget who you were in and vomit all over a pizza express as families out on a Sunday afternoon watch on in horror and murmur about how they "don't smell weed".