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The dinosaur paradox (lemmy.world)
submitted 2 months ago by Varven@lemmy.world to c/memes@lemmy.ml
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[–] ShinkanTrain@lemmy.ml 88 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (3 children)

Two problems with this:

  • Dinosaurs didn't really turn into oil, plankton did (thanks teaching me, Beakman's World)

  • Plastic is often made from a natural gas processing byproduct

[–] rockerface@lemm.ee 57 points 2 months ago (1 children)

The actual dinosaurs made from dinosaurs would be dinosaur shaped chicken nuggets

[–] ShinkanTrain@lemmy.ml 32 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Nah those are also made of plastic

[–] orca@orcas.enjoying.yachts 11 points 2 months ago

We all have McMicroplastics in us.

I’m lovin’ it!

[–] nis@feddit.dk 3 points 2 months ago

So... What came first? The plastic or the egg?

[–] MeowZedong@lemmygrad.ml 3 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Confirmed, oil is vegan.

[–] dogsoahC@lemm.ee 5 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Ever heard of zooplankton?

[–] MeowZedong@lemmygrad.ml 2 points 2 months ago

Shhh! Vegan is an option, not a mandate!

[–] ShinkanTrain@lemmy.ml 3 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Hey, eat as much plastic as you want. Live a little

[–] MeowZedong@lemmygrad.ml 2 points 2 months ago

I prefer to chug my oil, crude.

[–] TachyonTele@lemm.ee 3 points 2 months ago

Shhh.

[–] cleverusername@lemm.ee 26 points 2 months ago

I had a stroke trying to read that!

[–] tobogganablaze@lemmus.org 21 points 2 months ago

Not really.

[–] HEXN3T@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 2 months ago

Remember! Plastic is in your brain.

[–] Varven@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago (1 children)

As you can clearly see I've ran out of ideas suggestions would be great

[–] cleverusername@lemm.ee 5 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

As you can clearly see, I've run out of ideas, suggestions would be great!

Hopefully that's a useful suggestion for your memes.