Ilan and Ilya are drinking in a bar in Dubai in 2124.
Ilan: “My great-great-grandfather was a Palestinian”
Ilya: “Bullshit!”
Ilan: “It’s true! He was one of the 9/11 hijackers. Called himself Abu Jihad.”
Ilya: “Well, my great-great-grandfather was a Ukrainian”
Ilan: “No way”
Ilya: “He was. He made kamikaze drones from iPods and lawnmower engines”