hit brake pedal
"before enjoying the safety and reliability of your Ford's brakes, here's a message from our sponsors!"
Skip ad in 5...4...3...
this post was submitted on 05 Sep 2024
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In off-road or sport mode, the system could limit the number of ads because it assumes the driver wants to focus more on the road.
With regular driving mode, road focus is roughly 235% less important, which allows for more distractions.
Because road rage isn’t bad enough right now.
"Ford patents a way to sell less cars"
We need a philanthropic group that patents the shittiest behaviour so as to prevent others from doing it first.
God damn that's a great idea
It would immediately be purchased after a half dozen ideas get patented