overview for metaStatic

Indiana police have dogs that sniff specifically for cash at the US’s 2nd biggest FedEx hub, then they simply keep the money in c/thepoliceproblem@lemmy.world

[–] metaStatic@kbin.earth 3 points 14 hours ago

Buy Scooby Snacks

Still Life with Fruit - Caravaggio (~1601-10) in c/artporn@lemm.ee

[–] metaStatic@kbin.earth 2 points 15 hours ago (2 children)

Who cuts a watermelon like that? Absolute psychopaths that's who.

An incredible shift in the weather has turned the Sahara green in c/climate@slrpnk.net

[–] metaStatic@kbin.earth 17 points 15 hours ago

How much gold is under the antarctic ice sheet? let's find out

Things I hate in c/lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world

[–] metaStatic@kbin.earth 34 points 15 hours ago

D: Inconsistency E: Repetition 6: Irony

Things I hate in c/lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world

[–] metaStatic@kbin.earth 3 points 15 hours ago

"This bar association logo shouldn't be here either"

Cops bust furious NYC driver accused of stealing tow truck with own pickup attached in c/news@lemmy.world

[–] metaStatic@kbin.earth 16 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Maybe if you're a legitimate tow truck operator you should have details on your truck and try really hard not to threaten the owners of vehicles you ~~steal~~ tow.

But let's also be clear this truck owner acted like a truck owner and everything went exactly as well as you could expect.

Shitty dad energy in c/enoughmuskspam@lemmy.world

[–] metaStatic@kbin.earth 15 points 1 day ago

hide yo kids, hide yo cat

Trying to build viable third parties by voting for them in presidential elections is like trying to build a third door in your house by repeatedly walking into the wall where you want the door to be. in c/showerthoughts@lemmy.world

[–] metaStatic@kbin.earth 9 points 1 day ago

so not only would you have an extra door you'd still be smarter than people voting 3rd party in a first past the post system. Win/Win

Hearing the lawsuit about Alice in Borderlands, I mean Battle Royale.. I mean Squid Games!!! in c/memes@lemmy.world

[–] metaStatic@kbin.earth 13 points 1 day ago (1 children)

DOUBLE FISTED ACTION

Trying to build viable third parties by voting for them in presidential elections is like trying to build a third door in your house by repeatedly walking into the wall where you want the door to be. in c/showerthoughts@lemmy.world

[–] metaStatic@kbin.earth 7 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I'm here for it

Trying to build viable third parties by voting for them in presidential elections is like trying to build a third door in your house by repeatedly walking into the wall where you want the door to be. in c/showerthoughts@lemmy.world

[–] metaStatic@kbin.earth 48 points 1 day ago (9 children)

except that you could end up with a 3rd entrance by doing that ... eventually

Young women are more liberal than they’ve been in decades, a Gallup analysis finds in c/news@lemmy.world

[–] metaStatic@kbin.earth 27 points 1 day ago

I didn't think the leopards would eat MY face